Endoscopy sounds so much more badass, than it actually is.

I find Mr. Miller entertaining, but seriously, he’s kind of an asshole. I’ve got him seventh period, so by then, I’m sick and tired of school, and I don’t want to get made fun of by the teacher. Harmful stuff I tell yah.

barbeque pringles are god’s gift to this here planet.

My itouch got stolen, and i am dying without it. All those nifty games, and apps and stuff. It’s my love, and the ONE time I leave my car unlocked, it gets jacked. Screw that.