~Parents at their child’s football, baseball, soccer, lacrosse, anything game:
I love it when parent’s show support for their kid’s game. It’s great, it shows compassion and energy towards what their child loves to do. But sometimes, I think it’s fucking hilarious how some parents get SO into it. Take my mother for example. She is the mom on the sidelines yelling at her kid: “GO!!!! GO JACKSON GO!!!” I mean, it’s great. But from where i’m sitting, which by the way is RIGHT next to my mother, it’s like a screeching lion just roared in my ear. It’s horrible. My mom get’s so into it. Then, there was this dad there. and the kids who had the ball got kinda close to the sidelines, where we were all sitting. So this dad, is talking, not yelling, but like he’s coaching this child from his seat. This kid isn’t even his son! He’s calling him by his jersey number. He’s like “get em number 50! bodies! bodies! bodies! get the ball, yeaaa number 34! get in there and help em out! bodies! bodies! bodies!” Don’t ask why he kept shouting bodies, because i have no clue why. But I just think it’s hilarious how some folks just get really into peewee games such as these. I mean, clap and cheer, it’s the parents that are basically coaching from the sidelines that crack me up. That are yelling at their kid and getting super super super into it. Their yelling so that martians on uranus look up from their post and wonder what the hell is that god awful noise?!
~Little dogs:
My second thing i find funny, is little dogs. I find them more annoying then funny. And second of all, is a bulldog a little dog?! Because when i think little dog, i think of the fucking yappy dauschands, pomeranians, chiuahahas and shit. I think of bulldogs as bigger than those dogs. Anyways, WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THEM CUTE!? Personally, I think every dog is cute. I see a greyhound on the side of the road, i give them my “awws” and my “ooohs” but it just seems as though little dogs are always the center of attention. Is it their size? If i blew up a weiner dog to the size of a st. benard would it still be cute? no. I guess it is their size then. But i mean, why do people think they are so goddamn cute?! It is mind blowing. confusing at the least. They aren’t even that cute! They’re just little! There is really nothing special about that. I’m little, and people don’t stop on the side of the street for me and go “awwww! wook at your wittle facee!” jessus. but it guess if you think about it, everything little makes poeple go aww. unless you have a small penis. that might get different remarks. but I mean, babies, small dogs, i’ve even see people remark on small pencils! My feet are small, and i guess i do get a lot of comments on their size. God. It’s so weird…
